Have you ever wondered if you’re the only person who can name all 140 episodes* of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in order from memory?
Would you rather spend your evening discussing Wesley’s extraordinary evolution, from his first appearance in Bad Girls to his final moments in Not Fade Away, than talking about current events?
Do you regularly swear in Mandarin, only to receive confused looks from those around you?
Do you still kick yourself for failing to complete your Evil League of Evil application?
Do you wish more people would smile and nod when you casually mention that Tahiti is a magical place?
You have come to the right place.
*Two-part episodes counted as one